If you don’t have a girlfriend, try to look on the bright side. You could use all that extra time and energy on procuring your eternal life. If you live forever, you’ll eventually probably get the girlfriend of your dreams and you could be cool for ETERNITY! If anyone wants to start a dating sight for people who want to live forever, I think that would be awesome and I would totally promote it.
Hey eternal life fans. Today is #NationalGirlfriendDay … Feel free to leave a comment and share what you appreciate about your girlfriend or tell us what your ideal girlfriend would be like.